The Ruckus

Gets More Than You

It started out small but now the world knows, this Occupy Wall Street thing is taking off.  People are protesting all around the globe.  Now we here at the Ruckus are not going to comment on the politics of the cause but I will give all the men out there a word of advice.  If you have not had any female action in a while get down to Wall Street or wherever in your town the protests are.  Even if you don’t know anything about the cause go there anyway.  Trust your pals here at theRuckus.com, we would never steer you wrong,  nothing gets a girl hotter than a man who is willing to protest a cause.

You still don’t believe me do you? Even though  I said we would never steer you wrong?  Ok you asked for it, just google image “60′s hippie”…I’ll wait…Not a pretty sight huh? At least not the dudes.  Just know that every ugly dude in every picture that you just looked at has probably had more action in a 10 day span of protests than you have had in your whole life, sad but probably true.  So for that reason anytime I see a protest going on I step in and have the loudest voice and before you know it women are throwing their panties at me. Seriously WOMEN are throwing panties at ME!  It also helps if you play guitar and can make up fun songs about the cause.  Look, I am not an attractive man but my one and only threesome happened at a protest.

By the way if you’re going to the protest try and get some but make sure you bring plenty of hand sanitizer with you.  These women have been sleeping on the street for about a month now, I said they were easy I never said they were clean.   Better yet, why don’t we start our own cause:

Three Day Work Weeks!

Legalize Naked Titties!

Beer Sandwiches!

Not quite sure what the last one even means but it sounds delicious. Look, we need a cause to rally around but it’s gotta be the type of cause that if we got, we would want.  Any ideas? Come on, help out the cause!!!